i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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