i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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