Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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