Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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