Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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