he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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