Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
