Pants 0. Shit 1.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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