But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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