Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
