Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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