i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We don't watch enough power rangers
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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