Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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