Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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