lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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