I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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