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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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