i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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