dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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