I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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