Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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