You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He better not be in your backpack
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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