It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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