Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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