Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
