He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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