My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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