How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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