Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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