I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
