pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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