do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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