Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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