i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We are all done wearing pants today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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