i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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