Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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