check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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