I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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