Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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