a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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