Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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