Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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