All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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