Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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