I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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