it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dicks are not precious.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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