Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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