dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
