I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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