So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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