So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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