My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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