We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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