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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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