i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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